Written by Ana Guigui and Andrew Gold
©2005 a. gold/a. guigui - quarkbrain music/bmg - Fabia Songs/Bob-A-Lew Songs (ASCAP). QBrain Songs

I think I know
I know I see
What'cha tryin' to pull
Tryin' to pull on me

Your little master plan
Well, it ain't that smart
'Cause I know the game
You'd love to play with my heart

You must think I'm a beginner
You must think I'm so new
That I'd buy these lines
I heard a million times
And fall for the likes of you

Well, baby
Here's the news
Mama didn't
Raise no fool
Who ya kiddin'
Senor dude
I know this may sound rude, but
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I told you once
Don’t make me tell you twice
Cause if I tell you three times
Ain’t gonna be so nice

So what's the deal
You still hangin around?
Take your batmobile
and get outta town

I Must be loca en la cabeza
To think you were Senor right
I blame myself Mr. Taco Bell
For the mess you made of my life

Hey chico
Here's the news
Mama didn't
Raise no fool
I ain't kiddin'
Hey Je-sus
I got a comment or 2
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Think I'm goin mental
So many dummies gettin' through
Calling Quality Control Central
and say "What The Fuck Is A Matter Con You"

You wanna be my lover
Wanna be my friend
You better make your priorities straight
and have an IQ over 10

Yeah yeah yeah

Here's the news
Mama didn't
Raise no fool
Sorry If'n
you don't like what I'm sayin to you

Here's the news
Mama didn't
Raise no fool
Who ya Kiddin
Yes I know that this may be rude
And yes this song
Has an attitude
But being a jerk is no excuse, so
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